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C - client, G - call-girl
(C) - Hi.
(G) - Hi.
(C) Should I come out or you want to come in?
(C) How are you?
(G) Good.
(C) Can I get you anything?
(G) I'm fine.
(C) So how's your day treating you?
(G) It's been all right.
(C) Are you sure?
(G) No.
(C) Want to talk about it?
(G) I really shouldn't. But it's just been really bothering me.
(C) Something happen?
(G) There's this guy who runs a message board and he's really nobody.
(G) And... he wanted to meet me and have sex for the exchange that in return he'll write a good review about me, tell people that I gave him the time of his life, which I already know I do, but--
(G) I shouldn't talk about this. I'm sorry.
(C) You can if you want.
(G) He took a Q-tip and he asked me to put it on my vagina. This guy probably didn't shower for three days.
(G) I'm sorry, I'm really hot.
(G) This guy was just disgusting in every sense of the word.
(G) I'm sorry, I feel really stupid. I shouldn't be talking about this.
(C) It's okay.
(C) Look, you seem like you need some air. Do you want to go downstairs? You want to take a walk, get a cup of coffee or something?
(G) Yeah. I'd like that.

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